N/S $NIGHTSHIFTOPEN ALL NIGHT. UNFORTUNATELY.
Night Shift WojackGAS • SNACKS • EXISTENTIAL DREAD

NIGHT SHIFT24
HRS

EVERYBODY'S GOING SOMEWHERE.I'M HERE.

I hope nobody
pukes tonight.

— ME, EVERY NIGHT
EMPLOYEE
OF THE MONTH
ONLY ONE HERE.
The original bald, hollow-eyed Wojack clerk in a dark work shirt, holding an energy drink halfway to the shelf.
I can't tell anyone in my small town,
but I hate the smell of gasoline.
TONIGHT'S PAY$0.00I need the money.

CLICK / TAP / ENTER   •   +$1.25 PER CAN

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Gotta restock the cans before the next shift comes in.

$NIGHTSHIFTNight Shift Wojack
CALaunch details coming soon

03:00. Nothing to report.

Exact original artwork #891: the Wojak-faced clerk raises an energy drink against floor-to-ceiling cans in a dark gas station.

THE NIGHT IS LONG. THE SHELF IS LONGER.